Well, I’m a web developer.

My name is John. I live in the Driftless Area and I make websites. I’m a real person and you can talk to me, the actual guy making your site.

To be totally honest, I’m not crazy about the Internet, but I do know a fair bit about how it works and have been making websites since 2010, which in Internet terms is a really long time.

I wish I could make a living raising ducks, which I also do, but for reasons I can’t explain, pixels are valued higher than food, so here we are.